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fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

(Source: rollingstomes)

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videohall:

News Anchor in my area loses it over a Fat Cat that likes to swim.

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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

710642:

well? can he????

(Source: iamnevertheone)

sams-film-stills:

Full Metal Jacket (1987) Dir. Stanley Kubrick

rhymewithrachel:

i started watching swom clob

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(Source: just-a-small-smile)

antonyelchen:

[effie trinket voice] that is MISOGYNY

zeit-heist:

Nightwing #72 (2002)

in which Dick’s superpower is summoning guns

Bruce is not amused and Jason is jealous

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

iprayforangels:

suddin:

ectricark:

imsirius:

#THEY DON’T WRITE EM LIKE THIS ANYMORE

[echoes of eleven blowing up cybermen to get information in the distance]

People who don’t love Nine are the dumbest.

People think that Nine is dark sullen and a killer. They’re wrong. Nine’s not dark. He’s light and happy and in love. He wears a leather jacket and is the closest Doctor to the Time War, but he is not dark. He is a light person who is fighting his dark past. He knows what he’s done and is fighting to right his wrongs. He just wants everyone to live.

Eleven on the other hand is the exact opposite. People think he’s a puppy in a fez. They’re wrong. He is not happy and joyful. He’s careless. He is having adventures while ruining lives and killing people. He is the man who forgets. He has forgotten the pain he felt after what he did and now is so comfortable killing.

He doesn’t remember Nine. Nine, the Doctor with depression. Nine, the Doctor who fell in love with an nineteen year old shop girl who didn’t need a magic back story to be special. Nine, the Doctor who went and saved his friends without killing. Nine, the Doctor who chose to lose instead of causing loss.

Nine chooses to give up being a god. Eleven pretends he is a god. Nine would make a merciful god. Eleven acts like a vengeful god. Nine is a puppy in a leather jacket. Eleven is a a killer in a fez.

(Source: winterinthetardis)

Anonymous: I imagine that when Robin calls up Chrom for a Final Smash, Chrom is pretty much teleported to the Smash Tournament. And perhaps Robin has a bad habit of accidentally calling him up right when he's in the middle of something with the kids.

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asfdsgfdgdf I hate you omg I’m still laughing ahahahah

this is what I’ll see when I’ll use Robin. Dork family fighting in the nosense