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(Source: goofuth)

sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

teenagenicks:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

(Source: hurried)

plays

doxydejour:

eristhegoddessofchaos:

catflop:

uf0s:

mother loaf chirping to tipsy babies

I thought chirping was an exaggeration but no. no that is actually a chirp

mother loaf

brrrrrrr. rrrrrr. brrrrrrr.

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

pheebadohdoh:

fantastic-nonsense:

thneedprincess:

headfullofpotter:

thatstheriddle:

headfullofpotter:

stop

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making

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animated

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characters

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so

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attractive

I don’t mind it as long as it’s not an animated anima-

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oh…

i think

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this needs

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to be

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updated

yeah

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it definitely

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does

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Excuse me

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I

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think

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you’re

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forgetting

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some

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I think you guys forgot the hottest fucker of them all

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silversora:

"Dave.."

"Fuck off Shaun I am taking a picture."

"DAVE."

(Source: stigmartyr762)

halorvic:

Metal-free

halorvic:

Metal-free

slayboybunny:

girls are amazing

We had a bomb threat in school yesterday

empatheticcyborg:

And I left my nutella and fluffer nutter sandwich in class. We were out for hours. SWAT team came with dogs and everything. When I got back my bag was open - my 3DS was still there but my sANDWICH WAS GONE
THE SWAT TEAM TOOK MY SANDWICH

Fuck, my tea.

— me approximately an hour after every time I make tea (via madopiano)

"I just wanna tell y’all that you’re my new heroes."

"Well, put some skates on. Be your own hero.

(Source: theblogofeternalstench)

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

coelasquid:

sonneillonv:

underhuntressmoon:

voidbat:

explainervideo:

What happens to cats in zero gravity ?   more educational gifs«

OH GOD THOSE POOR BABIES i am sobbing i am laughing so hard

In the last pic the cat is all “oh thank god I found ground NO WAIT COME BACK GROUND”

THOSE POOR BABIES OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING AT THIS

Pigeons are even funnier in zero g, they don’t know which way is up and fly upside down 

The little black and white cat though

HUMAN NO

DON’T THROW ME

HUMAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO REALITY WHY AM I FLOATING

A CURSE ON YOU